By: Matthew Kaiser
Movie Matt-ers is the column you need, but don’t know you want. The great and powerful Matthew will answer any and all of your movie related questions. Just be careful what you ask, he doesn’t always play nice with others. Email him at email@example.com.
Movie Matt-ers: Are you normal?
Do you enjoy what you do? And are you like normal people and eat and sleep like we do? -Anon
I love what I do. Being a movie columnist/reviewer is a lifelong dream. As far as being like normal people, what’s your definition of “normal”? I’ve never put myself in that category. “Normal” is a little too boring for my tastes. I’m kind of like the Terminator. I don’t need to eat, sleep, or even poo.
No, not really. Unfortunately, I do have to engage in those traditionally human activities. What I’ve always found amusing is that celebrities, media, and even us reviewers/bloggers are held in such esteem. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy any limelight my pseudo-celebrity brings, but we’re all cut from the same cloth. If you want to put someone on a pedestal, go with the emergency first responders, the healthcare caregivers, or the burger flippers (who bust their asses to give us those delicious Big Macs).
What I am is an opinionated geek willing to answer any bizarre, highly interesting, or cracked-out question that someone presents me. I don’t have any overly studious qualifications, but it does take some effort. I wouldn’t trade it for the world.
Matthew Kaiser is a (self-described) highly opinionated movie geek who lives in Clearwater, Florida with his wife and cat.